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Thursday, August 4, 2011

My fiance is crazy.

We found a neat little switch in our bedroom that will turn the lights by motion activation.  It's nice, you can sit in bed and not worry about the light turning off before you go to bed.  We've also noticed that we have to wave our hands in the air to get the light to turn on again.  Well last night, well past our bed time, the light flickers on, I look at Jackie and she has her arm in the air.  "What are you doing?" I ask.  "I'm Stretching."  So I roll back over and go to bed, as best as I can when the bedroom light is like a spotlight in your eyeballs at that time of day.  Hours later, I roll over and see her reaching for the ceiling again.   "Stop that!" I nagged, hoping she wouldn't trip the light off again.  She didn't, and I adjusted myself slowly as to not trip the light myself.  Later the next day, I asked her what the deal was and she said she had the craziest dream about robbing stores, specifically McDonalds.  She said she was in the middle of a beat down on her accomplice.  I think she was trying to get away with the loot.   Good thing I don't make a whole lot of money.